Authentic • Appalachian • A little ridiculous

GENUINE DIRT.
STRAIGHT FROM
THE HOLLER.

Real Eastern Kentucky dirt. A real official-looking deed. Two very serious dirt professionals.

SEE WHAT'S IN THE BAG

A novelty gift with a story worth telling.

Eastern Kentucky Dirt in a clear branded bag with a Bigfoot footprint label
ONE FINE PACKAGE OF KENTUCKY NONSENSE

The Original Holler Dirt Package

For the person who has everything. Except a little genuine Eastern Kentucky dirt.

  • One sealed bag of genuine Eastern Kentucky dirt
  • Official Dirt Deed, signed by Earl and Bigfoot
  • Collectible Earl & Bigfoot card with their story
  • Packaging that's almost as serious as the product

“It ain’t much acreage, but it’s all yours.” — Earl

$13.99 per package + $5.99 flat-rate U.S. shipping. Sales tax calculated at checkout.

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More than a bag of dirt

Everything You Get

We put a little effort into making something completely unnecessary feel surprisingly official.

Branded dirt bag and label

01. Genuine Holler Dirt

Straight from the hills of Eastern Kentucky. Dug up by Bigfoot, bagged by Earl, and stamped with his hairy partner's approval. Earl says it's premium dirt. Bigfoot ain't said otherwise.

Official Dirt Deed signed by Earl and Bigfoot

02. The Official Dirt Deed

Every package comes with an Official Dirt Deed, signed by Earl and stamped with his hairy partner's seal of approval. Earl says that makes it legally binding. The lawyer says Earl needs to quit saying that.

Earl and Bigfoot collectible card, front and back

03. A Collectible Card From Earl

Earl figured if somebody was willing to pay good money for dirt, the least he could do was send 'em a collectible card with a personal note. His partner wanted to lick the stamp. Earl told him that's why they can't have nice things.

Meet the dirt department

Earl & His Silent Partner

Earl handles the business. His partner handles most of the digging.

From the hills and hollers of Eastern Kentucky comes a humble product with a mighty impressive paper trail. We don't claim it'll make you rich. But it'll give you a story to tell.

“It ain’t much acreage, but it’s all yours.” — Earl

Earl and Bigfoot relaxing on a Kentucky porch
Frequently asked questions

Questions About Dirt?

Is this actual dirt from Eastern Kentucky?

You dang right it is. Straight from the hills and hollers of Eastern Kentucky. Bigfoot digs it, Earl bags it, and you get yourself a genuine little piece of Kentucky. Just don't go thinking you bought the whole mountain. It's a souvenir, not real estate.

Do I really get a Dirt Deed?

Sure do. Every bag comes with an Official Dirt Deed signed by Earl and marked by Bigfoot himself. It's about as official as two fellas selling dirt out of a holler can make it. Just remember, you ain't buying land, mineral rights, or anything else that requires a lawyer.

Can I send it as a gift?

Heck yeah! Got somebody who's already got everything? Give 'em dirt. Got somebody who ain't got much? Give 'em dirt. Birthday, Christmas, retirement, or just because somebody needs a good laugh? Give 'em dirt. Earl says you can't go wrong giving somebody a little piece of Kentucky.

Is this dirt made to order?

You better believe it. Earl ain't running some big fancy dirt factory. Every order is packed fresh with genuine Eastern Kentucky dirt, an Official Dirt Deed, and a postcard from Earl and his hairy business partner. His partner does the digging. Earl handles the paperwork. Neither one works particularly fast.

What's your refund policy?

Now listen here. Once Earl bags your dirt, it's yours. Every order is made just for you, so all sales are final. But if your package shows up damaged or something's missing, holler at us. Earl might be stubborn, but he ain't unreasonable. We'll do our best to make it right.

How can I pay? Do you take credit cards, PayPal, or Venmo?

Earl prefers cash buried in a mason jar, but the internet folks talked him into accepting major credit and debit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay, and Cash App Pay. Everything goes through secure Stripe checkout. PayPal and Venmo aren't available right now. And no, Earl doesn't take chickens, moonshine, or promises to pay him Friday.