Authentic • Appalachian • A little ridiculous

GENUINE DIRT.
STRAIGHT FROM
THE HOLLER.

Real Eastern Kentucky dirt. A real official-looking deed. Two very serious dirt professionals.

SEE WHAT'S IN THE BAG

A novelty gift with a story worth telling.

Eastern Kentucky Dirt in a clear branded bag with a Bigfoot footprint label
ONE FINE BAG OF DIRT

The Original Holler Dirt Package

For the person who has everything. Except a little genuine Eastern Kentucky dirt.

  • One sealed bag of genuine Eastern Kentucky dirt
  • Official Dirt Deed, signed by Earl and Bigfoot
  • Collectible Earl & Bigfoot postcard with their story
  • Packaging that's almost as serious as the product

“It ain’t much acreage, but it’s all yours.” — Earl

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More than a bag of dirt

Everything You Get

We put a little effort into making something completely unnecessary feel surprisingly official.

Branded dirt bag and label

01. Genuine Holler Dirt

Actual dirt from Eastern Kentucky, packed in a little clear bag with our Bigfoot footprint label.

Official Dirt Deed signed by Earl and Bigfoot

02. The Official Dirt Deed

A vintage-style certificate, complete with Earl's signature and Bigfoot's very distinctive mark.

Earl and Bigfoot collectible postcard, front and back

03. A Postcard From Earl

A collectible portrait of the partners, with a handwritten-style note from Earl on the back.

Meet the dirt department

Earl & His Silent Partner

Earl handles the business. His partner handles most of the digging.

From the hills and hollers of Eastern Kentucky comes a humble product with a mighty impressive paper trail. We don't claim it'll make you rich. But it'll give you a story to tell.

“It ain’t much acreage, but it’s all yours.” — Earl

Vintage portrait postcard of Earl and Bigfoot, the dirt partners
Frequently asked questions

Questions About Dirt?

Is this actual dirt from Eastern Kentucky?

Yes. The plan is to package genuine soil collected in Eastern Kentucky. It is a novelty souvenir, not a land purchase.

Do I really get a Dirt Deed?

Absolutely. The included novelty certificate is signed by Earl and marked by his partner, Bigfoot. It does not transfer any interest in real estate or mineral rights.

Can I send it as a gift?

That's the idea. It's a great gift for somebody who already has everything — or somebody you think needs a little dirt.